Week 22: Happily ever after... sort of...

I really can't think of any good happily-ever-after movies to change the ending of, but me and a friend thought of something great one day. We were just sitting around doing blogs, when we thought, 'You know, what if, instead of a knight rescuing a damsel in distress, the knight rescues a dragon from an ugly, fire-breathing princess?' I laughed my butt off, and it was the best thing I could think of for this blog. I'm really not a fairytale kind of guy.

Week 24: Inside jokes...

The only inside joke I can think of happened a few years ago in high school. Freshman year, my friends and I had the greatest inside joke ever. At random times we would yell, "BAZOOBS!" and we would all die laughing. I have no idea how it started, but I think it happened after watching a n episode of Adventure Time. It made for some of the funniest moments I can remember. I left this school for a while and didn't talk to any of my friends for the longest time. When I came back, though, it was literally almost the first thing my friend said to me. We laughed so much, it was almost like I had never left. Good times.

Week 23: Anywhere in the world...

If I could go anywhere, without worrying about travel expenses, I would visit a lot of places in Europe. I would love to visit Ireland to see the Emerald Isles. Scotland would also be on the top of my list of destinations because their accents are the best ever. France would be cool. I'd want to climb the Eiffel Tower and buy some French pastries because they are delicious. I would also like to visit Stonehenge in England. One of the things I would really love to do is drive a really fast car on the German Autobahn. All of those would be great, but the the thing I would love to do the most is explore the old medieval castle ruins of Scotland, to search for lost artifacts. That would be the best trip ever.

Week 21: Celebrity crushes...

Oh boy, Valentines Day is almost here! Just kidding. When it comes to love and affection, I'm a bit of a stick in the mud. Celebrities really aren't my forte` either, and I don't have a celebrity crush. But there are a few celebrities I would like to get to know better. They would be Cree Summer, Mae Whitman and Christina Ricci. They may not be huge celebrities, but they are my favorite ones. The reason for this is that they all voice acted for my favorite character in my favorite video game series. They also have voice acted for many cartoons and TV shows. They all have great voices and I'll admit that they are kind of attractive.

(Miss Hudson, please promise me we will never do this kind of topic again.)

Week 20: 7th grade again...

Waking up to find out that 7th grade had just started, and my entire life from there on had been a dream, would be the biggest buzz kill in the history of the world! First off, I would have never known any of my awesome friends. Second, I would be a lot less smart, which would really make me mad. Another thing that would tick me off is that I would have to redo four whole years of my life, which would be a really big hassle. I would also be a lot less popular and I would be not so skilled at drawing. I would be so depressed that I would drop out of school.