Week 9: Your wish is my command...

So the lamp I ordered from Ebay arrived the other day, but it was really old and dingy. I polished it, but then a genie appeared and told me he would grant three wishes to my friends, family, or even my enemies, but not to me. At first I thought, "What kind of a genie are you?" But then I realized the potential, and my devious, evil genius half took over. First, I wished that all of the people I despised had the worst luck in the world. For my second wish, I wished that the rest of my family could be rich. With my third and final wish, I wished the genie free of his eternity of servitude.